| Nic |
What
we think of them |
Brandon
Orr aka "Daedra"
(Dude-ra,
pOOp-ra, OrrwhOrr) |
Karmic
revenge for every shitbomb you ever left on a doorstep on Hallowe'en night.
Goes through pseudonyms like RuPaul goes through outfits. Changes his political
causes twice as often as his underwear, though he unwaveringly endorses
pedophilia and coprophilia. Best shunned like the irredeemably annoying
pestilence he is. |
| Colleen
Baldwin aka "Sue Wilkins" |
Successfully
trolled into afjc, she's now a regular poster. Actually, the "poster child"
of the legions of WebTV idiots that have been infesting usenet. A devout
but naive and simple-minded xtian, she maintains a smugness she doesn't
rate and blindly walks right into flame after flame like a lamb led to
slaughter. Wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't a xtian. |
| Dore
Williamson |
We
don't think we can put into words the incredible Dore. You just have to
visit her site
to believe. She is currently married to Satan and John Vogel. Luckily Halah
was able to obtain a picture
on her wedding day. |
| Ed
Croteau |
Usenet's
curmudgeon, Ed has made a name for himself in the atheist newsgroups by
saying a whole lot of nothing. His atrocities stretch far and wide. He
quotes 150 lines to add one line of bullshit. He lost one account for his
incessantly bad behavior. Ed will always be remembered for his stand against
[CUSSARDS] and others of their ilk. He has also given rise to a clone of
late, presumably the same person who imitates YJK. |
| jlvawter |
Yawn.
Accuses others of being one-liners when his posts are basically two or
three one-liners loosely joined by a common thread. Often calls others
juvenile while his posts are just variations on "I know you are but what
am I?". This guy is sooo boring, most of afjc (and probably usenet) has
plonked him. If it wasn't for the irritation factor, this moron would not
have rated a space on this list. |
| John
Vogel aka "Disciple" |
Where
to start? This fella is going to end up with Kochanski as the most parodied
name on usenet. He has no less than four identities, Vogel, Computerwiz,
MetaMagic, and Disciple. When caught in said triangle, the resulting CYA
campaign turned out to be the stuff legends are made of. We spared no expense
giving this guy hell. WarFrost dug up his address, which allowed Halah
to take pictures of his house
and church.
Then WarFrost found a page of his containing his picture, giving rise to
St. Jackanape's Vogel
doll, coming soon to a store near you. He has made valuable
contributions to the language. To 'Vogel' generally means to lie, cover
your identity, spout nonsense, you get the picture. He has left afjc once
and for all at least thrice, sure to return for more ass kickings in the
future. |
Sean
Conley aka "Texas Tom"
(Adumb) |
The
"Timex Watch" of trolls, Conley's ability to soak up abuse is excelled
only by certain hardy species of cockroaches. Indeed, being blithely ignorant
of his own emotional shortcomings, Conley typifies the sort of troll who
is desperate for any kind of attention, negative as well as positive. Unable
to check an infantile impulse for "one-upsmanship," Conley finally wound
up driving himself off of USENET with the able assistance of St. Jackanapes
and other AFJC regulars. |
| Young
Jin Kim, aka YJK |
YJK
is probably the longest lived idiot in the group. Recently he has given
way to a piss poor clone, but his legacy lives on. The 'real' YJK had his
own usenet posting rules, along with a unique command of the English language.
He started more than two years ago posting insipid fortune cookie bullshit
and called it "wisdom". He NEVER gave credit for quotes claiming the message
was more important than the messenger. This often caused (or should have
caused...the guy was practically made of asbestos) intense embarrassment
on many occasions. Claiming to be an ex-army kinda guy, he had absolutely
no idea who General Patton was. This "G.I." gave us the timeless classics
"attacking peoples with bad smelling gasses" and his training in the use
of a "glenade rauncher". Most recently, the bulk of his time was spent
cutting and pasting our flames into 'cubicles', to which he would reply.
Every reply deserves a place on this page for your amusement, but I'll
leave you with only one, randomly selected from Deja. YJK |
